Friday, November 14, 2008

The Perfect Caption

The following photo stands as a digital monument to the mediocrity and laziness that too often manifests in our cities as sub-par sidewalk and roadway conditions. (By the way, this photo is not from the St. Louis region)

Since perfection is truly in the eye of the beholder, we need your help to come up with the perfect caption(s) for this picture. Post a comment and tell us what you think!

Caption: Your caption here...

7 comments:

  1. "Doug considers himself an intuitive street artist. He lets the natural flow of forms guide his work as a lane striper."

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  2. "I was driving along when the biggest walking stick bug I've ever seen tried to attack the truck."

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  3. Penndot will give you a safe path!!

    Just like the "no help desk" will help your pc.

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  4. "...and that, children, is why they name it 'Branch Street'."

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  5. "We don't stop for ANYTHING"

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  6. "Sticks and Stones may break our bones, so we don't stop for anything"

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  7. Proof that we are innocent of clear-cutting this forest: Mother Nature laid down her arms in the wake of our roadways.

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