Seriously?!
We would like to honor the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group, with a new fake award we are calling the "Seriously?! Award"
This fake award is the perfect thing to honor a new product, Cherry 7 Up Antioxidant, whose label seems to imply that a beverage loaded with high fructose corn syrup (fake sugar) might actually be good for you. Curious how they can claim the product is an antioxidant? They added vitamin E.
Well done Dr. P. Thank you for so fervently believing in the stupidity of Americans that you would grace us with this gift of paradoxical marketing.
As my grandpa always used to say: Ain't nothing but lipstick on a pig!
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